White On White (And Other Projects That Were A #megafail)

May 29, 2012   //  Posted in: DIY   //  By: Emily   //  9 responses

Not all of my projects go well. There was the time that I mis-wired a lamp and exploded its on-off switch. There were sparks and everything. There was the time that tried to add a fancy border to my fireplace surround and it looked like a child’s drawing. And then there were these. Some little projects that almost were, but never actually saw the light of the blog until now because they started out so terribly that I never bothered to finish them. Blogger friends, we’ve all done it. What are your #megafail tales?

1. White on White

Something that started innocently as an effort to upcycle some leftover plywood and replicate something that I saw so craftily made in Anthropologie bombed big time (and I’m still getting over it). The plywood itself I’ve been saving and moving around from apartment to apartment to apartment to house since 2006. Painted by my long-time friend Katie for her then-roommate, it served as a one-of-a-kind desktop. When it came time to trash or save it when she moved out of the apartment we shared, I saved it. I still think it’ll be a pretty accent somewhere, someday, even if it does say “JESS” up the right corner.

An original piece by artist Katie Duane.

To get it out of the garage during our recent spring cleanout, I moved it into the sunroom and sawed 15″ off the end evenly so that it would hang easily on the largest open wall without windows. I didn’t lose the cursive-written name, just the star at the end, really.

Because the whole sunroom is still white (and actually the only room with walls that I have not yet painted), I wanted to create a little low-profile, low-focal point piece of art to add a little texture. I slathered some white primer along the unfinished backside of the art, and then set out to mimic a layered tissue-paper design that I had seen in Anthropologie.

The tissue paper itself, I painted using a very light gray, almost white, paint that I had in my leftover paint stash. To create some visual interest, I painted a stripe on each piece of tissue paper and then let it dry.

Art-attempt in progress, with paint and common tracing paper.

To create the layered effect, I used polyurethane like one might use mod podge, and painted it beneath and on top of each piece of tissue paper to create a mixed media collage type of effect.

Planning to get started on the art that would be a failure.

It was pretty evident early on that this was going to be a bust. The paper wasn’t laying smooth, I couldn’t brush the ripples out.

Art, really starting to be a failure.

And even after it dried, the white paint beneath the clear coat of poly was barely visible because the transparency of the tissue paper made it blend in too closely with the primed plywood. I finished over half of it, called it a night to see how it would look in the morning, and then scrapped it.

Art, really starting to be a failure.

On to another plan. Will keep you attuned.

2. The Paper Lampshade

Meet the old cute lamp that belongs to Pete, and a Walmart lampshade that I befriended during college. Neither still in use, I decided to use the lampshade structure to frame out a new shade for the green light.

Subjects: Lamp. And Lampshade.

It started out something like this, wherein I demolished the lampshade with my teeth and left it’s skin for dead. What I hoped would be salvable, besides the welded metal that allows you to screw the new shade onto the existing light, was that plastic framing that gave the shade its structure. In reality, it ended up being weird and fuzzy without its fur attached.

I seriously destroyed this lampshade.

Maybe I could cover up the lampshade plastic with a cute ruffly paper design though. No? This attempt looks taped together and assembled as well as the paper princess crowns that the kids make a the Museum of Play. Am I right, or am I right?

Failed paper lampshade.

And that’s a #megafail.

3. Don’t even bother with the faux-milk glass thing, OK?

It’s enough that I tried it and put it through its rigors. Not worth it.

Jars and vases on the bookshelf. How's that for milky glass?

I still see tutorials for DIY milk glass all over the pinterest-vere but from experience, three things happened:

  • The paint took about 6-months to dry. I’m not exaggerating; there wasn’t enough circulation, particularly in the more funnel-shaped IKEA vase, to cure the paint sufficiently.
  • When it did dry, it was streaky. I was careful to have clean glasses, and I was careful to rotate them while they were dripping and curing for the first day, but the paint still slid down the edges giving the dried pieces a runny-looking effect.
  • They’re not good for anything; not real flowers, which appeared paint-poisoned within a day of sitting in the jar, and not fake stems or branches, because they scratch it up from the inside so much that it destroys whatever not-streaky finish remains.

Live and learn, but that’s a #megafail. Just avoid it. Save your paint and time and pretty containers.

What have you attempted lately but totally screwed up in execution?

The Memorial Chairs

May 28, 2012   //  Posted in: Decor, Dining Room, Sunroom   //  By: Emily   //  6 responses

I’ve been mustering up the courage to begin disassembling the cabinets in the kitchen after Friday’s announcement, but I’m not quite there yet. Soon. In the meantime, my mom surprised me by showing up with a new-old set of chairs (that I knew were stored in my parent’s basement, and that I special-requested, so no, I lied, it wasn’t really a surprise).

The set of four chairs were, uh, borrowed, from what I can only presume were rental companies and VFWs and senior events by my grandparents over the last several decades; my parents themselves only happened upon them after needing extra seating at family parties, and voila, suddenly they had themselves a dozen mismatched wooden folding stolen chairs. And now some of them are mine. A little piece of me even likes that they’re a, um, family heirloom. A way for me to remember my grandparents (and their sneaky ways). Meet the Memorial Chairs.

Wooden folding chairs, f-r-e-e!

Moving a big round table into the sunroom immediately changed our work habits; we found that most mornings and late afternoons, the sunroom is a nice little greenhouse to get work done in. We liked it a lot, but we were lacking seating. Our easy solution to date had been dragging the IKEA chairs that surround the dining room table in and out for convenience.

The initial plan was to move the IKEA chairs into the sunroom permanently. Maybe give them a fresh coat of paint, make them all cozy and at home, and then find something fun and new to surround the dining room table… the wooden folding chairs were thought to be a perfect fit for the dining room.

That plan was all well and good until the chairs actually arrived, and as you can see in this next picture, were a little shorter than I remembered the chairs being. Almost like toddler chairs at a grown-up table. Between the lower seat and the low back rest, they just felt like the wrong proportion for the room as a whole, even with chair cushion cushions that I’ve already planned to make.

Maybe I'm used to the IKEA chairs on the left, but the folding chairs felt really low.

The good realization is that the new round sunroom table is actually a few inches shorter than the rectangular table in the dining room; so much lower, in fact, that the folding chairs fit right in and no longer look awkwardly short. For the win! And there, they’ll stay.

New sunroom chairs, perfect height for the table.

I do have a good ol’ plan for reviving these chairs, even picking up some of the materials I needed at serious clearance over the weekend thanks to Memorial Day sales. More to come on that.

Did you happen on any good finds over your Memorial Day weekend?

Embarking On Espresso

May 25, 2012   //  Posted in: DIY, Kitchen   //  By: Emily   //  20 responses

I’m kicking off on a brand new home improvement voyage: staining our oak kitchen cabinets. Dark espresso brown. DIY-style. And I’m downright scared about every step of the process. Looking for the Gel Stain that I used to stain the kitchen cabinets? I couldn’t find it in stores, and my best resource was General Finishes via Amazon. Learn more about the product and purchase it for yourself right here

The cabinets have been one of my most despised home components all this time. Using stock models from the local big box, the kitchen received a total overhaul in the late 90’s which included moving the plumbing, creating more counter space, adding a dishwasher, upgrading the windows, and voila, adding umteen-million heavy oak cabinets. They’re inexpensive, this I know because I’ve seen them at The Home Depot, but in mass quantity I can’t exactly blame the previous homeowners for buying them. There still aren’t many affordable and easily accessible options when it comes to kitchen design. As shown on move-in day, aren’t they plentiful? Sorry for the terrible photos.

Kitchen, move-in day.

Kitchen, move-in day.

All in all, I know things could be way, way worse. The inset routing could be all swirly and curvy. The doors could mismatch. They could be not level. Even the hardware, a brushed nickel, has been totally bearable over the last three years. I’ve had bigger projects to tackle.

I had considered painting them right away, maybe a nice clean white coupled with fresh hardware, but my plan fell through when a few friends (and my more notoriously opinionated family members) pointed out that generally speaking, people like, no, love hardwood cabinets, so blah, blah, maybe I should live with them awhile and give them a chance. Maybe they’d grow on me. Maybe I’d come to my senses and love-me-some-serious oak when the VOC’s from other projects cleared from my brain cavity.

Leaving the oak cabinets as-is for resale was one thing that continued to resonate with me, but with no immediate plans to move out and with the rest of the house pretty much customized to my tastes, it felt wrong to not pull the kitchen into the 21st century and give it a deserved update (regardless of what Grandma is going to say when she sees it, I gulp loudly). After living with them for 3 years, even though I removed a bunch of them, my decided verdict was still a firm no. The oak had to change.

Even if there are fewer cabinets now, they're still an unfavorable color.

The big change, as you know by this far into the post, wouldn’t involve paint. Maybe my friends and family were right, natural wood had grown on me. Staining the cabinets seemed like a win-win-win option; it would tie the kitchen in with the shiplap walls in the neighboring dining room, leave the wood natural for future homeowners, and most of all, update the kitchen in an impacting way. And of course, if this all fails I will be painting over it. So, yeah, I have a Plan B. One way or another, the kitchen will look better.

But, as I said in the very first sentence here, I’m downright scared about my first ditch staining process for a number of reasons:

  • The sanding. It’s going to be a lot of sanding. As in, a lot more sanding than you’d have to do if you were just cleaning and smoothing out the grain to paint it.
  • The staining could be inconsistent. I’ve been perfecting my staining technique over the last year, but I’m still no pro. No way, no how.
  • The grain might look uglier when it’s darker. Is it possible? Sure, maybe.
  • Will a dark stain make the gray and black flecked countertops look weird? Ummm, if I keep over thinking this, my head will absolutely explode.

All of those factors in the back of my mind, I did what I do best, I tested my theories and concerns using a real-life model. After I removed seven of the cabinets a few years ago, I stored them in the attic with the thought in mind that some future homeowner might want that extra kitchen storage. Easy to take down, easy to put back up. I even labeled each unit and kept the screws taped to the inside of the door to keep it tidy. Deciding to sacrifice one of them for the better good, I brought it down and positioning it off the asphalt in the driveway, I was ready to see how this would look, beginning to end.

My oak-y test subject.

Naturally, what I’m getting to here is that I spent a long, sweet afternoon working on my first test subject. No details left behind, here’s how the whole process went:

1. With the door, hinges, and hardware removed, I mixed up my first-ever batch of TSP, a heavy-duty, strong, skin-irritating cleaner in a large bucket. Sure, it sounds intense but it’s heavy-duty stuff and affordable (one <$4 box will probably last me my entire DIY life). With junky clothes covering all my limbs, I donned pretty latex gloves and took things seriously. Scare tactics on the packaging worked this time for whatever reason. I used 1/8-cup of TSP to 1-gallon of water to create a stronger-than-everyday-cleansing formula.

TSP prep in a clean bucket in the driveway.

2. With two separate sponges, I wiped everything down with the TSP mixture, let it sit a few minutes even though the packaging wasn’t specific if I needed to, and then wiped it off with a clean sponge dampened with fresh water. And then I let the whole thing dry and TSP’ed it again for good measure.

Contrary to some super-outdated online forums yet totally aligned with our friend Heather’s experience, the TSP actually did very little to remove any manufacturer’s finish, but it did leave the wood feeling very smooth and not grimy, which I now notice most of the cabinets of the kitchen are from the years of cooking and touching (awesome, it’s so gross).

TSP clean-down. Swiping away all of that scandalous grime.

3. The surface of the cabinets didn’t start to look different until I began sanding with a brand new piece of some medium-grit sandpaper (which is what we had on hand with the multi-tool). As opposed to the round random orbital palm sander that was my second choice, the triangular head of the sanding attachment gave me a little more control when it came to getting into the inset areas on the cabinets.

Getting into the angles of the cabinet door with the sanding attachment on the multi-tool.

As expected, sanding it in entirety wasn’t quick, but I started to see progress pretty quickly. Moving with the grain and applying even pressure, the true oak exposed itself. This next picture really demonstrates how nicely the edges of the multi-tool fit along the inside bevel in the cabinet.

Sanding the inside of the door.

The only questionable observation? The sharp bevels of the detailing on the front of the door did dull down a little bit. Do I care? Not sure yet, but I’m not going for that distressed look here.

Roughly sanded oak cabinet door.

The whole sanding process took me about one hour (no exaggeration, I took my time and tried to be really thorough). Knowing this, I have a more realistic expectation of how long it’s going to take me to finish (1 hour x 24 drawer and door faces of varying size means that I could very easily spend a full 24 hours sanding). I also know I’ll want to use a fresh piece of sandpaper for each door to keep it easy and consistent. Mo’ money, but still less expensive than gutting the room apart.

4. Identifying what stain I wanted to use was an adventure in and of itself. With oak, many blogs and forums I referenced cited using General Finishes Gel Stains thanks to its thicker consistency that makes hand-application a little easier on cabinetry, and on pieces with more detail. Products like Rust-Oleum, by contrast, can be runnier and therefore soak in too quickly making the piece stain unevenly.

Fortunately for me, there was one specialty furniture store within 15 minutes from my house that was listed as a distributor of the General Finishes product. Unfortunately for me, the gel product was discontinued (likely minutes before I walked into the shop after a month of putting off stopping in). The owner and woodworker himself suggested trying the General Finishes brand water-based wood stain in Espresso (the same color I had been shopping for in gel) and he promised that it was still going to be markably thicker than any commonly store-bought stain. For just $10, I was willing to give it a try, knowing full well that if it sucked, it was still just $10 (two mochas, or four iced coffees). And if it worked I might be able to get away with only spending $20-30 to refinish the entire kitchen (whoop-ah). Stain goes a long way.

I think, I hope, that here, you can tell that the consistency is a little more like watery pudding than common watery stain. Or maybe partially-solidified Jello when it’s startin’ to get that jiggle.

General Finishes Water-based Wood Stain.

5. Even though I have full intention of using nice foam brushes to evenly lay each coat of stain (and effectively get into all of the crevices in the bevels), this trial time around, I gave staining a try with a plain old rag. Because I forgot to buy foam brushes the last 4 times I was at the Home Depot.

First thoughts with this first coat:

  • “AHHHHH, OMG.”
  • “Hmmm, it stains a little more easily on the edges that were sanded down excessively”
  • “Is that dark enough?”
  • “Is it sanded enough?”
  • “Do I see more grain now?”
  • “Do I see less grain?”
  • “Where’s the grain?”

Test stain trial #1.

Fast forward 6-hours and I tested out a second coat. And later on, a third coat. Close up where the second and third coats overlap, it looks rough, but the tips to get it nice are to let it dry really well between coats and then re-apply evenly from edge to edge without picking up the brush or the rag you’re using.

Test staining on the kitchen cabinet door.

The best looking part of the door happens to be this outer edge with three coats of stain. Now, what are the odds that I can do the entire kitchen looking this nice?

Test staining on the kitchen cabinet door.

The cabinet itself looks great after its test run, and applied much more easily on the first try because it’s so sharp-edged and not beveled. This photo was it after one coat.

Test stain trial #1.

For experimentation’s sake, I applied a second coat to the cabinet too:

Test staining on the kitchen cabinet base.

And because you’re probably wondering about my plan for the insides of the cabinets, I’m going to paint them. It’s going to be a real pain in my you-know-what, but while the doors and trim are solid oak, the rest of the cabinet is partially faux.

Final thoughts? Still scared crazy, but I’m going to try it while the weather’s nice and I can sand and stain outdoors. Summertime project high-five. If anyone reading this has actually done their own cabinets and can offer any words of advice, speak now.

Will keep you updated as I begin the process!

Editor’s Update: In reality, the technique used to refinish my oak cabinets went much smoother than this test run. Check out the finished cabinets right here.

Looking for the Gel Stain that I used to stain the kitchen cabinets? I couldn’t find it in stores, and my best resource was General Finishes via Amazon. Learn more about the product and purchase it for yourself right here